Spherical Deflection Technique: Real People, Real Results

"I was skeptical at first, but after applying the Spherical Deflection Technique, my cat's hairball was deflected with ease!"

- Whiskerface McWhiskerson, Feline Hairball Consultant

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"I deflected a bowling ball with the Spherical Deflection Technique and got a hole-in-one on the 19th hole!"

- Gary G. Golfspal, Professional Golfer

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"I deflected the Earth with the Spherical Deflection Technique and now I'm on the cover of Time magazine!"

- Dr. Reginald P. Punsley, Renowned Physicist

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Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, and spontaneous combustion. Use with caution.

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